[SATIRE] Nativist Rush Limbaugh is Denied Service at Mexican Restaurant

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Satire site The Daily Currant has a great "story" on Rush. The owners of Pablo's Taqueria from Palm Beach Gardens in Florida denied service to nativist radio host Rush Limbaugh.

Rush Limbaugh is widely known for his racist views, controversial rants on immigration, and his efforts to prevent any type of immigration reform. Because of this the manager felt that it was only right to deny service to someone whose racist views would affect their clientele. 

Witnesses say that Limbaugh became enraged and went on one of his offensive racist rants,

'Now you listen here you little f**king chihuahua, this is the United States of America, not some banana republic,' Limbaugh bellowed. 'I am an American citizen and I am hungry. I demand to be served...My ancestors built this country while yours were sacrificing 10-year-olds to the Aztec gods. This isn't your country. It's our country. You're a guest here in America. And as a guest, you have an obligation to obey your hosts. Do you know what that word means? Obligation? It's like a duty.'

After, Limbaugh then began demanding a large list of mexican foods and threatened to call immigration if denied service.  The owner responded by explaining that his rights as a small business owner let him kick Limbaugh off his property. Limbaugh was then escorted out by security. 

 

NOTE*** STORY HAS BEEN UPDATED TO REFLECT THAT DAILY CURRANT IS A SATIRE BLOG

 

 

 

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  • commented 2013-04-09 10:32:09 -0700
    This is a great laugh. Rush wouldn’t be caught in a Mexican Restaurant to save his life.
  • commented 2013-02-03 16:02:02 -0800
    yo tambien lo ubiera sacado de mi restaurante de una patada en el culo por culero..
  • commented 2013-02-01 20:14:12 -0800
    affect not effect
  • commented 2013-02-01 17:09:25 -0800
    I would like to share this but that last sentence is a little confusing. Who was escorted out by security? The owner?