I have not spent any money at wal-crap since 1994 and don’t intend to start now. I do go into wal-shit sometimes when I’m driving around and suddenly feel the urge to poop. I find the nearest wal-suck where I kindly acknowledge the greeter, head straight to the restroom and make a large deposit before leaving refreshed. In 2004, I invented the quadrannual take-a-dump at Wal-Mart day. I never really promoted the concept other than telling delighted friends. Over the years I have convinced roughly 50 people to not shop at that fascist shithole.